Don’t Stress Things

As of late, I have been debating whether or not to share my latest health scare with my beloved audience.  After many weeks of going back and forth, I decided that my Fans Behind the Clouds need to learn from my experience.  Here goes nothing… For the last six months (maybe even more), work had…

Are Ducks Racist?

Just the other day, I was out and about walking trying to get some exercise and as Cleveland  (from Family Guy) said, “Doing some black guy thinking time”! After walking for a few minutes, I reached a pond with some white ducks swimming around. These ducks seemed to be enjoying themselves, there was some splashing…

Happy Five Year Anniversary

Can you believe that I have been doing this whole “Man Behind The Clouds” gig since 2009?  I know I sure as hell can’t believe it.  Thanks to the fine folks at WordPress for congratulating me on my 5 year anniversary.  For those that have been following me since the beginning, I appreciate your support. …

Readers Choice – My Drinking History

Hello and welcome to Saturday’s edition of Man Behind the Clouds.  I thought it would be fun to discuss a topic brought up by one of my many Fans Behind the Clouds.  Alright you busted me, I really have like 5 fans but they are all very loyal.  Today’s topic is going to be about…

Oh Hey World!

How are my Fans Behind the Clouds doing?  I must say that I have missed blogging!  It has been far too long.  So I am sure you are wondering what I have been up to?  Well since you asked so nicely, I have been dating the same lovely woman for almost two years, we live…

Bathroom Etiquette

Hello and welcome to the Hurricane Sandy edition of Man Behind the Clouds.  In case you were wondering, she is blowing hard (wind that is, you pervert) and is a little wet (because of the rain, you sicko!).  I wanted to talk about the unwritten rules on bathroom etiquette.  As always, I would love to…