What Happened To McDonalds?

Eat the damn Big Mac! I don't care if it is 9 a.m.!

So this morning, I woke up craving McDonalds breakfast.  I looked over at the clock and realized it was 10:26.  Anybody that is anybody knows that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 during the week.  With time against me, I hopped in my car and raced to the McDonalds right around the corner from my house.  I roll through the drive-thru at exactly 10:30 all ready to order my favorite, Sausage McMuffin w/ Egg and a breakfast burrito.  But after I put in my order what does the voice from the other side tell me?  I’m sorry sir but we are now serving lunch.  My heart sank!  Are you friggin’ kidding me?  Who in their right mind wants a Big Mac, Nuggets, or a Quarter Pound w/ Cheese at flipping 10:30? Obviously that ass clown Ronald McDonald does not feel that breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

2 thoughts on “What Happened To McDonalds?

  1. You know who wants a 10am big mac? The same dude that is about to order a sausage egg mc muffin AND breakfast burrito. I have say, its been awhile since ive had mcD’s breakfast, but you get the craving every now and then, like an old friend. It’s the same friend that shows up every once in awhile and gets you into trouble, gets you kicked out of bars, into fights, slapped by girls, peed on by homeless people; you know the type… The next day, you’re left shaking your head wondering why you agreed that throwing bowling balls into a police station was a good idea. In case of McD’s, you come to that realization much sooner… like, 90 minutes soon.

    • I am sorry bro but I just can’t get myself to eat a burger at 10 in the morning. Now back in my younger years, maybe just maybe you’d see me eating one. Ha! You crack me up with your analogies. But I do crave breakfast a lot. I am the type of person that can eat breakfast at any time. Let’s be real with one another for one second. If McDonalds served breakfast all day would you eat more breakfast items? Before you answer just think about being able to have those sweet tasting hash browns all day every day. Ok now hit me with your answer!

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