College Football in Florida

fsu sucksAlright listen and listen good.  I completely dread a certain time of the year.  And that certain time of the year is college football season.  In all fairness, I use to like it a lot.  But since I moved down to Florida, I have developed a hatred for it.  I am sure it is just as annoying in other parts of the country like Ann Arbor or in Columbus.  But you know what it doesn’t matter because I don’t friggin live there.  So lets talk about college football here in Florida.  I mean realistically it is all about a couple teams here in the Sunshine State.  Everybody down here seems to be about the Seminoles, Gators, or the Hurricanes.  As of late it has been mostly about the Gators.  Now I will give credit where credit is due.  The University of Florida has a very talented athletic department.  They have won a few national titles here recently.  But my gripe is not against this institution of higher learning.  Oh no sir!  What chaps my ass are these annoying fans!  I just want to punch everyone of them in their stupid faces.  Especially the people that you ask if they went to Florida and they say no!  Talk about deserving a swift kick in the junk.  I especially love hearing women who have no idea  what they are talking about. Both of these hens are cackling about why their team is better.  Then what is even more annoying are the stupid chants.  Oh the Gators are going to chomp you.  Or the silly Florida St. chop.

gators_suckNow listen I certainly go crazy with my beloved sports teams but not to the point where I every aspect of my life involves Red Sox, Patriots, or Celtics. Hey it is perfectly fine to cheer your team on.  But don’t go overboard with it.  I will repeat myself once more.  Nothing wrong with showing a little pride.  Just do not cross the line where you are over the top with it.  You know what I mean.  So if you happen to read this and feel offended in anyway then you are obviously one of these people I discussed previously.  Like I said I am sure that all those Tennessee, Texas, Louisiana State, Ohio State, Penn State, Notre Dame, or whatever school you route for are just as bad.  But I don’t live in any of these places.  I live in Florida!  So I am going to piss and moan about all you Florida college sports fans all I want. But just remember if you happen to be a fan of one of the Florida schools down here, I will not hold it against you.  Well at least not that much.


6 thoughts on “College Football in Florida

  1. I don’t remember you from AE…? Can you help refresh my memory?

    And I read that first blog entry, so if you don’t want to remind me, I won’t care. You sound like a douche.

    Go gators! 😛

  2. After reading your blog I’m
    a. in shock…
    b. going to continue to support my Noles and Knights 🙂
    c. going to be the most annoying FSU fan you have ever seen every Friday at work.
    d. decorating my desk even more in FSU memorbilia
    e. taking offense to you calling the Florida State chomp silly
    f. will play the fight song on a cd everytime you are in my car
    g. That is all 🙂

  3. It sounds like you have raised the ire of the douchery squad. Enjoy the wrath from the Gator Nation of rednecks. I am sure it will rain down on you…and I know you care.

    • Thanks Poked Potato. I have been stuck here for 7 years. But I love sticking it in their faces when their teams lose!

      I appreciate the comment! How did you discover my blog?

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