Now I am going to say right off the bat that I am not a professional about the following subject. However, I am going to debate this subject from a man’s perspective. I can’t believe I am about to talk about this but my boy Blue from Cali suggested this topic. I thought that it would be very funny to talk about this. Even though I am deeply disgusted by this whole syndrome anyways.
Well without further delay let the debate begin. As I mentioned earlier the sight and thought about both of these feminine products just give me the willies. I am sorry but it just grosses me out. But anyways, I am here to debate between the two. The first feminine product to discuss will be the tampon. As a man that happens to see these in ladies purse, I feel that this tends to be more of the popular choice. Perhaps it is popular due to the fact that when inserted it doesn’t feel like it is there after a while. Personally, I would find it very awkward to have something shoved up in me with a string hanging out. Geesh I cannot believe I am going to continue this conversation. I must press on. Now I would assume that the only tough part about using the tampon would be removing it. But how could that be a pain? Just the concept of pulling on a string just sounds like a lot of fun. It reminds me of pulling those strings that made stuff animals talk. Man, I am cracking myself up just typing this junk. Anyways, I digress. Tampons seem to always incorporate the latest in feminine product technology. Yes I admit that I have been exposed to tampon commercials on tv. I mean you have all these different applicators, aero dynamic shapes, and colors. But I have no clue on what these features mean. I just hear keywords on the commercials. To me it seems like tampons are on the forefront of all feminine products.
The rival of the tampon happens to be the maxi pad. Now there isn’t really much I can say in the maxi pad’s defense. I mean it is like wearing a friggin diaper! Is it not? I just don’t understand why women would wear these things. Basically you just bleed onto a pad instead of your underwear. That sounds like more of a diaper than a feminine product. Ladies out there if you wear the pad please let me know your side of the story! I am ignorant to the subject and would like a woman’s perspective. However, I do like to see the tests that they do in the commercials to demonstrate how one pad absorbs more than the other. Because what I do know is that women can have a light or a heavy flow. Another thing I know maxi pad made having wings cooler way before Red Bull did! Take that Mr. Energy Drink!
But the debate is over. I truly believe that tampons are the winner! Unless someone can argue on behalf of the pad! I just can’t wait to hear the comments about this one. Ladies this is your chance to educate the men out there!
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