The Great Debate: Ass Man vs. Boob Man

As I was sitting on my flight home from Los Angeles, I thought of a few ideas for my next blog post.  After completing the list there was one that I thought was quite tit-ilating. Ha-ha.  For the fellas out there it is the age old question.  Are you an ass man or a boob man?  Now ladies don’t give up reading this because it is good for you to know the type of man you may be dealing with.  Now please keep in mind that this topic of conversation may get rated R.

All This Milk And No Cookies!!

All This Milk And No Cookies!!

Now, I myself am a boob guy.  Whoa whoa. Calm down and hear my reasons why.  I happen to enjoy playing with boobs more so than asses.  I find them fun to lick, rub, suck, and wedge random items between them.  Now I am not saying that you have to have huge triple D boobs.  I think all boobs can be somewhat enjoyable.  But having more to play with is always a plus.  I find boobs to have     more entertainment value than asses.  I think cleavage is way more cooler to see than an ass in tight jeans. So chalk up a point for entertainment value and another for great visual aids.  I also enjoy watching boobs bounce around.  It is great.  Sometimes I wish my mind had a slow motion feature.  Wow I am starting to sound like a pervert.  But hey I know that I am not the only guy that thinks this way.

Beep... Beep... Beep.. Kim Is Backing That Thang Up!!

Beep... Beep... Beep.. Kim Is Backing That Thang Up!!

Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a good ass too!  I often enjoy smacking the ol’ booty here and there!  Nothing better than seeing it jiggle a bit after contact.  Especially if you happen to enjoy the style of dog.  I find pleasure in sticking my hands in a woman’s back pockets and getting a handful of ass.  They also make great handlebars.  I love grabbing them and holding on for stability.  Women have made it an art to make their booty bounce without the assistance of their hands.  For those that may not know what I am talking about please look up booty clap! I think the main reason I am not an ass man is because I know that it is also serves as a hershey factory!  I am sorry to be vivid or graphic but the booty loses all attraction knowing this.  But hey if you don’t mind the sight of chocolate soft serve ice cream being manufactured then more power to you.

I Dare You To Bounce A Quarter Off My Butt!

I Dare You To Bounce A Quarter Off My Butt!

Well I think I have said what I needed to say.  But remember this isn’t about me being correct.  It is about me stating my opinion.  I would like to hear my readers thoughts on the subject.  Now please do not think that this is limited to guys only.  If you were a lesbian, which would you prefer?  Ass or Boobs?  I do not want to just keep it limited to my male audience.

So please share your thoughts, opinions, comments on the subject.

Thanks for your support as always…

-MBTC


20 thoughts on “The Great Debate: Ass Man vs. Boob Man

  1. the easiest way to find out is what does he spend more time playing with? however you answer usually determines what kind of man he is.

    that was a good question Bree!!

  2. Your next blog should be cock vs balls. To make it fair and all. Or what makes a good bj since Charles Barkley thought the best bj in the world was worth going to jail for.

  3. If I were a man or a lesbian, would I be an ass or boob lover?… haha, I know we talked about this already. But since you want people to share their opinions, I thought I would share mine with your readers. I would be and have been a boob lover. Theres just something special about boobs. Everyone has an ass, but only women have boobs. Manboobs dont count. Boobs are soft and smooth and they make you want to nuzzle up in them, and they are fun for all of the things you mentioned above. Plus, if you find some lactating boobs, you are in for a whole lotta sweet spraying fun! Boobies get my vote!!

    • umm.. the debate is over ladies and gentlemen… my buddy kevin has discovered a perfect specimen that combines the best of both worlds.

  4. Flat chested or big breasted as long as she enjoys the attention I give her rear she is my type of girl. Its not a matter of size so much as receptiveness.

    I like the girls with fun positive outlooks on everything, a single nope not going there is a bit more than just a turn off, its a character trait I would rather avoid.

    I think girls that like attention back there are just more fun as a whole than those who do not. Plus I enjoy that particular portion of a girls body and would hate to give that up knowing there are girls out there that fawn over ass men.

  5. I wish my guy was an ass man…..I have the fattest ass and thighs for a white girl lol but up top i am like a bb/c. My bf is a total tit guy!! Anyone know how to convert your guy for good??

  6. For me I actually don’t like boobs at all. I’m a guy. I prefer smaller than an A cup an average size stomach and wide hips. I prefer pear shaped women. I don’t really care about the butt it can be large or small as long as she had longer legs and wide hips really could care less. Boobs for me they just gross me out honestly. They’re actually meant for feeding young not for foreplay.

  7. The shape of a woman’s ass with hee hips is just sexy. How she walks and her hips/ass sways as she moves. A pair of breasts however gives a female her ultimate feminine curve…

  8. OK SO I HAVE A GOOD QUESTION…. IM CURRENTLY DATING A GUY WHO IS A BIG TIME ASS MAN BUT I HAVE A SMALL ASS AND BIG BOOBS! SO WHY IS HE WITH ME IF HE LOVES ASS SO MUCH?

  9. Petite, in-shape, tight little tushies for sure! LOVE a girl in tight jeans, oh my! So when you check out a girl, what do you look at… in order. For me it’s 1) ass 2) face/hair 3) overall look/style 4) boobs. Not saying I don’t like a nice rack, but anyone can get boobs implanted. I like a nice healthy, intelligent, stylish kind of girl, so being in shape is a must (no big asses for me, thank you. Not into hail damage, cottage cheese looks.). My bro complains how his gf is always in sweats. Yuck. No thanks. At the gym, fine.

  10. I completely understand what you mean. But in my opinion, I’m probably an ass man. I love tits, I love them to be nice. But I am a lot less judgemental when it comes to an ass. I prefer small tits. Or a petite girl, like my girlfriend, who has a decent sized chest. But an ass, I could care less. As you said, it serves a purpose which makes it less apealling, but I love just grabbing ahold of an ass, any size. Breasts, as I said, I’m picky with. They are great, but in my opinion, you can have breasts that are “too big.” Asses, not so much. Who wouldn’t like a nice big ass to bounce or grab onto?.

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