Life As I See It

Hey there my MBTC readers. I know you are wondering where the hell I have been the last couple of weeks?  Oh you don’t care huh?  Well if you do care, I have been rather busy with weddings, house parties, b-day parties, etc.  Who knew that I would slowly get a social life again?  But in all honesty this summer has been a true moment of reflection for me.

As a person lives their life, they often believe that they have a clear view on what it all means.  This usually occurs during your teenager years as you express yourself through depressing poetry.  Oh come on we have all done it!  Don’t you dare say that you haven’t!  This also happens at the age of 21 when you think you have life by the balls.  Or even at the age of 50 when life pretty much has you by the balls.  So you are probably thinking to yourself right now, where the hell is Man Behind the Clouds taking this post?  Well at the age of 30 this is my attempt at explaining life (at 5:45 a.m.) as I see it.

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I’m Baaack

So who has missed me?  Nobody huh?  Well that is cool!  So I realized that my last post was quite some time ago.  I am sure many of you are wondering why I stopped blogging. Well the MBTC (Man Behind the Clouds) went through some life changes.  I am no longer living and working in Orlando.  Now I am not going to get into too much detail about what happened to me but I would like to get a few things off my chest.  First, I owe a few apologies to some people.  Let’s start with my family.  We lived 2 minutes apart and I never spent enough time with you guys.  Now that we are over a thousand miles away, I miss you so much.  I’m sorry I took you guys for granted. Next, I’d like to apologize to LMB.  You are a great person and I really messed up things between us.  You didn’t deserve to be treated that way.  For this, I am truly sorry!  Someday, I hope we can be cool again.  I am sorry to all my really good friends in Orlando that I left behind (you know who you are).  But always know that Michael J. misses you dearly.  Hopefully all of you understand that my time was up in Orlando.  The next chapter in my life has brought me back to where it all began.  Who knows what will happen next.

Alright alright!  Enough of me pouring out my emotions.  Let’s turn this frown upside down!  I do have some positive things going on in my life.  I have reconnected with old friends.   The MBTC managed to land a great job at a health and wellness web company. Let me tell you that the new job has had a positive impact on my own health.  Since my first day on the job back in December, I have managed to lose 11 lbs. Unlike last time, I am truly committed and motivated to lose 30 pounds by my 30th b-day in June.  With your support, I will have my body looking right for beach season.  That’s all that is pretty much happening with me.

So I plan on getting back on track and posting some more articles.  But your boy MBTC is going to need your help. Hit me up on twitter @ManBehindClouds with some topics you want me to discuss.  You also have the option to gmail me at manbehindtheclouds!

Stay tuned for more!

-MBTC

Approaching Women

Excuse me but could I borrow your cell phone so I can tell God that one of his angels is missing from heaven!  C’mon people do these pick up lines actually work?

Yo baby! Yo baby yo! Those are some fly hoop earrings!

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