Lets Talk Cereals-ly

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What’s up my favorite MBTC readers?  Welcome to yet another wonderful post by yours truly.  I know you probably missed me like something crazy.  But don’t cry. Dry your eye!  I am back mo’fo.

So today’s post came at the request of my good friend “Crumb”.  I had posted a status update about how I am going back to my childhood by watching Spider-Man and X-men on Netflix.  A few of my friends commented on my status but one reply in particular started a great debate. Here is the topic of debate.  What cereal did you eat while enjoying your Saturday morning cartoons?

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R&B Music

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Growing up in the 80′s and 90′s was rather interesting when it came to music.  Especially since I grew up in the suburbs of North Attleboro where everybody rocked to hair bands or pop artists.  However out of the ashes came the sweet and soulful sounds of R&B music.

So we are going to hop in the proverbial time machine and take you back to some great R&B artists and songs in this edition of “Do You Remember?”  So turn the lights low, light up some candles, and hug someone close!

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MBTC and the Dating Scene

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One of the topics that I have wanted to talk about was this idea of whether or not I am ready for the dating scene.  In my short time being single, I have realized that it is an interesting world out there when you are single.  Sometimes it is interesting for the better and at times it can be odd interesting.  Now, I don’t know if what I just said made a lick of sense to you,  but I know what the hell I was trying to say.  Anyways! I realize that I am about to do something that I rarely do.  What is that you ask?  I am about to give you the tour of the brain of yours truly.  But before I do, you must read this disclaimer….

**Disclaimer**

Man Behind The Clouds is not legally responsible for the sick and twisted thoughts that he is about to share with you!  By reading this disclaimer, you relinquish your rights to pass judgment.  Finally, if you are interested in dating MBTC even after reading this, then go ahead and leave a comment to this article!
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ATT Secret Feature

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So while I was in Orlando, a good friend told me about feature that AT&T has.  Apparently AT&T has not advertised this feature.  Whoa calm down, I was just about to tell you about it.  Daaaaaaamn Gina!  AT&T has this feature that gives you free Mobile to Any US Mobile calling. Yup you read right.  With this feature you can call any mobile device and not use a single minute of your plan.  I will give you time to digest what you just read……… You good?  Cool!  Continue reading →

Think Before You Ink

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bad tattoo ideaEvery time I see a sports team’s logo tattooed on someone, I cringe. Really?! Of all the things you can permanently place on your body, you put the sports.team.you.root.for? Are you insane and lacking originality? 

I started thinking of all the tattoos I’ve seen over my lifetime, which is a lot (I’ve been to some pretty weird bars). And of all the “original” things you could stamp on your body, it seems like most peopled end up a wrinkled museum for past cultural fads. The Tazmanian Devil comes to mind. Is it weird that I’ve seen more than 3 Looney Tunes tattoos? That’s 3 too many. And I can imagine the regrettable alarm started ringing at around the same time the headache starting ringing from the hangover. Ok, maybe that one isn’t entirely a conscious decision. Perhaps more of a dare?
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MBTC Guest Spot

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What’s up MBTC faithful? Things have been pretty busy here in the clouds.  Which is always a good thing for my fans.  So a few weeks back, I was checking out my Cloud Tweets (@ManBehindClouds) and saw that one of my followers and friends wanted to post on my site.  My initial reaction was “I work alone” like something straight from a cop or superhero movie.  But then I went back to the clouds and thought it would be cool to have guest spots.

So what comes with receiving a guest spot?  Dude. You get so much ass.  I am talking boy band ass.  Haha.  But seriously, you get to say that you were featured on such a prolific site like Man Behind The Clouds.  That’s the best that I can do right now.  When this site starts to make some money, I may take you with me to the top!

Well I am very excited to introduce to our first guest spot.  All the way from Brighton Massachusetts…. Let’s give him a warm Man Behind The Clouds welcome to…  Stizod! Didn’t that sound like a comedy show intro or what?  Just for you Stiz!

Hey Kids Want Some Tweets? Follow @Stizod

 

If you would like a guest spot then hit me up at manbehindtheclouds@gmail.com or @ManBehindClouds.

Tweets That Make Me Laugh

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The world of Twitter is crazy.  Whether you are following people like Dwight Howard (@DwightHoward) or sexy peeps like Maria Menounos (@MariaMenounos) or Rosario Dawson (@RosarioDawson).  But let’s not forget that these people are celebrities.  But what I do enjoy is following the people I do know.  Every once in awhile, they deliver a gem of a tweet that just makes me crack up.  So I thought I would give these people a chance in the spotlight.  Every once in awhile I will post a tweet that just makes me bust out laughing.

So congratulations @Jeff_Myers, you get to be my first.

Now, I know you are a dad and all but you are flirting with being a pedophile when you check in to places like this on Yelp!  But congrats on becoming a Duke though! I think you should tweet a picture of you trying one of their shirts on.  Actually now that I think about it nevermind!