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Comment on Embarrassing Bathroom Moments by Sir_poopy_pants

Sir_poopy_pants — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 07:53:12 +0000

nooooo that actually happened my freshman year ….yes yes the caf food goes right through you……8 oclock class – 10 oclock class and my stomach was boiling a mean cup of butt stew….well almost darting to my house…..lowe and behold it let itself out, while im on the sidewalk 2 buildings away from home….i paused and im sure the look on my face was priceless….relief and embaressment…..and to top it of i had to walk the rest of the way with wet stinky poopy pants and my roommates girlfirend flings the door open as i stick my key in to enter againthat face hit me like oh crap literally……when i finally got cleaned up i told my “dave” (bestie) and he died laughing and still teases me about it to this day….:-{

Comment on Embarrassing Bathroom Moments by Randy

Randy — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:59:44 +0000

so…little Billy comes home from his field trip and Mommy says, “Well Billy, how was the school trip?” Billy replies, “It was fun!” Mommy asks, “What was the best part?” Little Billy thinks for
a few seconds and says, “It was when we all saw the fat truck-driver covered with sh*t get up and run out of the rest room!” end scene

Comment on Embarrassing Bathroom Moments by Randy

Randy — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 01:35:09 +0000

My story is a bit different from the previous posters. I have told this to my family and
my Dad always laughs hysterically. I have been a long-haul truck driver for more than 15
years and many times (due to the unusual schedules & terrible food in truck stops) upset
stomach and gastro-intestinal problems often occur. About 10 years ago I was driving in
a southern state (not sure, Alabama or Mississippi or Georgia) and my stomach started
churning and making noises like an old barn door and I felt the pressure start to build in
my gut. I was looking for a place to pull over and luckily came upon a roadside rest area.
This was an old, old rest area that had a cinder block building with rest rooms. I was able
to pull in, and clenching my cheeks together, hurried to the men’s room. I didn’t quite make
it inside when my butt started to squirt but I was still trying to keep my cheeks together the
best I could. When I entered the restroom I noticed only two stalls and they were built in a
way that the cinder block divider was only about three feet high between the two stalls and
there were no doors – just open to the rest of the room. I made it to one of the toilets,
yanked down my pants and exploded all at the same time – most of my doody made it in
the bowl but there was some mess on me and around the area. After about 30 seconds,
and feeling some relief, I started to hear a bunch of noise outside of the restroom – it got
closer and closer and sounded like a SCHOOLYARD. Suddenly, two busloads of school
children appear in front of me (remember, no door on the stall) and start to line-up for
their “turn”. Well, 8,9,10 year olds do not have enough common sense to remove them-
selves from such an embarrasing situation and just stood there – gawking at the fat, bald-
headed truck driver with sh*t all over himself and the mess on and around the toilet.
Then, I noticed, no toilet paper !! Just stood up, pulled my stained pants back-up and
got out of there as fast as I could. I got back in my truck and cleaned up the best I could
and changed clothes. Doesn’t anyone teach their kids manners anymore ??

Comment on Does Race Affect Your Fart Smells? by Bill

Bill — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 05:03:18 +0000

Whoweeoooeee! I let this stink bomb go about 10 minutes ago and it still will not dissipate. I do not know if it was the On the Border I had a few hours ago or the whiskey/tequila beverages I have been enjoying the last few hours. All I know is every time I move I get a yet another whiff of this masterpiece. Why is it that we only produce these monsters when we are alone? I am pretty sure this one should be enjoyed by the masses. I must now go and burn this chair. Dayummm!!

Comment on MBTC Poll – Online Dating by Kenneth Chea

Kenneth Chea — Sat, 03 Sep 2011 16:28:53 +0000

Oh…looks like I’m the only one who said “no” so far….

Comment on Farting In A Relationship by Bucko

Bucko — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 05:03:34 +0000

Its never OK to do it on purpose…. if it happens by accident, sh*t happens and forgiveness is in order. Too many people get a little too comfortable with their partner in a relationship, then later wonder where all the sizzle in the sex life went. They don’t realize that fades the moment you starting treating your woman or man like they are your military bunkmate.

Comment on Starter Jackets by Scottie

Scottie — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 04:08:39 +0000

i was doing a google search for starter jackets and stumbled across this site…..brought back some of the ole days for me, very cool dawg

Comment on Starter Jackets by Man Behind The Clouds

Man Behind The Clouds — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 02:43:14 +0000

what’s up Scottie. i appreciate you rollin’ through my site. start jackets were the hot thing back in the day. glad you liked this article enough to comment on it. just wondering how you found the site?

-MBTC

Comment on Starter Jackets by Scottie

Scottie — Fri, 19 Aug 2011 03:08:17 +0000

aww man, i had a san diego chargers starter jacket in high school 1985, i managed to keep it in pretty descent shape and being from phoenix i didnt get to rock it as much but when i did it was always a treat even years later going in to 2000 i had it, until somebody decided they needed it more than i did one weekend after partying at my place i noticed it wasnt in its usual spot, been searching the internet for that thing……as 2pac said and paid tribute to…”aint nothing like the old school” thanks to all for the trip down memorey lane! i totally enjoyed it

Scottie aka scottiepimpin

Comment on What Happened To McDonalds? by Man Behind The Clouds

Man Behind The Clouds — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 17:54:10 +0000

I am sorry bro but I just can’t get myself to eat a burger at 10 in the morning. Now back in my younger years, maybe just maybe you’d see me eating one. Ha! You crack me up with your analogies. But I do crave breakfast a lot. I am the type of person that can eat breakfast at any time. Let’s be real with one another for one second. If McDonalds served breakfast all day would you eat more breakfast items? Before you answer just think about being able to have those sweet tasting hash browns all day every day. Ok now hit me with your answer!