Life As I See It…Chapter 2

Hello there MBTC fans!  Welcome to Chapter 2 of “Life As I See It!”  For those that may have missed Chapter 1, click here to play catch up!  Before I get started, I would like to say congratulations to a few newlyweds.  Big shout out goes out to Michael & Robin and Mark & Maggie!  I wish both couples the best of luck.  Also, I would like to thank Erin K. for choosing this topic for this post.  So let’s get down to business shall we?

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Life As I See It

Hey there my MBTC readers. I know you are wondering where the hell I have been the last couple of weeks?  Oh you don’t care huh?  Well if you do care, I have been rather busy with weddings, house parties, b-day parties, etc.  Who knew that I would slowly get a social life again?  But in all honesty this summer has been a true moment of reflection for me.

As a person lives their life, they often believe that they have a clear view on what it all means.  This usually occurs during your teenager years as you express yourself through depressing poetry.  Oh come on we have all done it!  Don’t you dare say that you haven’t!  This also happens at the age of 21 when you think you have life by the balls.  Or even at the age of 50 when life pretty much has you by the balls.  So you are probably thinking to yourself right now, where the hell is Man Behind the Clouds taking this post?  Well at the age of 30 this is my attempt at explaining life (at 5:45 a.m.) as I see it.

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ATT Secret Feature

So while I was in Orlando, a good friend told me about feature that AT&T has.  Apparently AT&T has not advertised this feature.  Whoa calm down, I was just about to tell you about it.  Daaaaaaamn Gina!  AT&T has this feature that gives you free Mobile to Any US Mobile calling. Yup you read right.  With this feature you can call any mobile device and not use a single minute of your plan.  I will give you time to digest what you just read……… You good?  Cool!  Continue reading

Approaching Women

Excuse me but could I borrow your cell phone so I can tell God that one of his angels is missing from heaven!  C’mon people do these pick up lines actually work?

Yo baby! Yo baby yo! Those are some fly hoop earrings!

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