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		<title>Dog Owners Beware</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2011/08/10/dog-owners-beware/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Aug 2011 23:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Attention all dog owners! I am declaring war against you!  No longer will I turn a blind eye to your dog dropping its business in my yard and you failing to clean up after it! I mean seriously!  Today was &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2011/08/10/dog-owners-beware/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=1190&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What Happened To McDonalds?</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2011/08/08/what-happened-to-mcdonalds/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:44:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://manbehindtheclouds.com/?p=1183</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So this morning, I woke up craving McDonalds breakfast.  I looked over at the clock and realized it was 10:26.  Anybody that is anybody knows that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 during the week.  With time against me, I &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2011/08/08/what-happened-to-mcdonalds/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=1183&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>College Football in Florida</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/09/11/college-football-in-florida/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright listen and listen good.  I completely dread a certain time of the year.  And that certain time of the year is college football season.  In all fairness, I use to like it a lot.  But since I moved down &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/09/11/college-football-in-florida/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=731&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Spank Your Kids</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/08/20/spank_your_kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Aug 2009 16:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I was sitting in the airport the other day and witnessed a kid throwing a fit like no other.  What was the parents doing?  Absolutely nothing.  So instead of the parents fulfilling their parental responsibilities they let their pain &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/08/20/spank_your_kids/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=639&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rest Areas Suck</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/07/12/rest-areas-suck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 23:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man oh man let me tell you how much I friggin hate rest stops/service areas or whatever the flying f*ck they are called.  They should be called sh*t hole stops.  Now you probably are wondering why I am cussin like &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/07/12/rest-areas-suck/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=444&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Skinny Leg Jeans</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/07/04/skinny-leg-jeans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:08:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are just some things that I will never understand.  One of those things is why men wear skinny leg jeans.  I am sorry but how do people find them remotely cool to wear.  When I was out in trendy &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/07/04/skinny-leg-jeans/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=426&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kobe Bryant: Respect &amp; Despise</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/06/10/kobe-bryant_respect_despise/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:38:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alright it is that time again to strike someone down with lightning.  So was anybody else tired of hearing about this Kobe Bryant scowl?  If you do not know what I am talking about then bless your heart for being &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/06/10/kobe-bryant_respect_despise/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=215&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Drive Thru Windows</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/06/09/drive-thru-windows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 04:07:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I must say that I have been in a positive mood lately until yesterday morning.  So lets start some venting shall we?  Ok so yesterday morning, I managed to get up early enough for McDonald&#8217;s breakfast.  Now those that know &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/06/09/drive-thru-windows/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=203&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>NBA Conspiracy</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/05/27/nba-conspiracy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 16:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have to talk about this subject because I am tired of hearing about it!  All that people can talk about here in Orlando is how the NBA officials are trying to cheat Orlando out of the finals.  The buzz &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/05/27/nba-conspiracy/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=156&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Ember Is A Ripoff</title>
		<link>http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/04/29/ember-is-a-ripoff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 05:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first bolt of lightning must be struck down on a bar here in Orlando called Ember.  Now I must say that I liked Ember the first couple of times I have gone.  Until just a few weeks ago, I &#8230; <a href="http://manbehindtheclouds.com/2009/04/29/ember-is-a-ripoff/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a><img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=manbehindtheclouds.com&amp;blog=8049322&amp;post=17&amp;subd=manbehindtheclouds&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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