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What Happened To McDonalds?

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Eat the damn Big Mac! I don't care if it is 9 a.m.!

So this morning, I woke up craving McDonalds breakfast.  I looked over at the clock and realized it was 10:26.  Anybody that is anybody knows that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 during the week.  With time against me, I hopped in my car and raced to the McDonalds right around the corner from my house.  I roll through the drive-thru at exactly 10:30 all ready to order my favorite, Sausage McMuffin w/ Egg and a breakfast burrito.  But after I put in my order what does the voice from the other side tell me?  I’m sorry sir but we are now serving lunch.  My heart sank!  Are you friggin’ kidding me?  Who in their right mind wants a Big Mac, Nuggets, or a Quarter Pound w/ Cheese at flipping 10:30? Obviously that ass clown Ronald McDonald does not feel that breakfast is the most important meal of the day!

Drunken Cloud

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It never fails I tell you!  What the hell am I talking about you ask? I am talking about how I am always up so damn early after a night of severe drinking!  But it is all good because last night was a great time!

Since I can’t go back to sleep now, I thought I would recap the events from last night.  So listen up remaining brain cells, I need you right now!

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Lets Talk Cereals-ly

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What’s up my favorite MBTC readers?  Welcome to yet another wonderful post by yours truly.  I know you probably missed me like something crazy.  But don’t cry. Dry your eye!  I am back mo’fo.

So today’s post came at the request of my good friend “Crumb”.  I had posted a status update about how I am going back to my childhood by watching Spider-Man and X-men on Netflix.  A few of my friends commented on my status but one reply in particular started a great debate. Here is the topic of debate.  What cereal did you eat while enjoying your Saturday morning cartoons?

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R&B Music

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Growing up in the 80′s and 90′s was rather interesting when it came to music.  Especially since I grew up in the suburbs of North Attleboro where everybody rocked to hair bands or pop artists.  However out of the ashes came the sweet and soulful sounds of R&B music.

So we are going to hop in the proverbial time machine and take you back to some great R&B artists and songs in this edition of “Do You Remember?”  So turn the lights low, light up some candles, and hug someone close!

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MBTC and the Dating Scene

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One of the topics that I have wanted to talk about was this idea of whether or not I am ready for the dating scene.  In my short time being single, I have realized that it is an interesting world out there when you are single.  Sometimes it is interesting for the better and at times it can be odd interesting.  Now, I don’t know if what I just said made a lick of sense to you,  but I know what the hell I was trying to say.  Anyways! I realize that I am about to do something that I rarely do.  What is that you ask?  I am about to give you the tour of the brain of yours truly.  But before I do, you must read this disclaimer….

**Disclaimer**

Man Behind The Clouds is not legally responsible for the sick and twisted thoughts that he is about to share with you!  By reading this disclaimer, you relinquish your rights to pass judgment.  Finally, if you are interested in dating MBTC even after reading this, then go ahead and leave a comment to this article!
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