Hey Your Nuts Called And They Said They Are A Little Squished!!

There are just some things that I will never understand.  One of those things is why men wear skinny leg jeans.  I am sorry but how do people find them remotely cool to wear.  When I was out in trendy California there were tons of dudes just rocking these things.  These jeans are hideous.  I almost just want to walk up to every guy I see wearing these pants and slap some style back into them.  Am I the only one that feels this way?  I mean come on ladies you cannot say that skinny jeans is sexy on a guy.  Plus as a guy aren’t you worried about your nut clusters being squished.  Do you not want to be able to reproduce in the future?  Wearing these jeans can’t be good for you.  I mean it is literally like wearing a Speedo that is 2 sizes too small.   Why punish the boys like that?  If you are mad at your parents because you wanted to be a girl, then save up some money and get castrated or have surgery.  I am fearful for the next big fashion fad.  Hmm maybe it will be Mini-Man Skirts, Man Blouses, or how about Danny Dukes?

I just don’t get it!!!

-MBTC