As I was sitting on my flight home from Los Angeles, I thought of a few ideas for my next blog post.  After completing the list there was one that I thought was quite tit-ilating. Ha-ha.  For the fellas out there it is the age old question.  Are you an ass man or a boob man?  Now ladies don’t give up reading this because it is good for you to know the type of man you may be dealing with.  Now please keep in mind that this topic of conversation may get rated R.

All This Milk And No Cookies!!

Now, I myself am a boob guy.  Whoa whoa. Calm down and hear my reasons why.  I happen to enjoy playing with boobs more so than asses.  I find them fun to lick, rub, suck, and wedge random items between them.  Now I am not saying that you have to have huge triple D boobs.  I think all boobs can be somewhat enjoyable.  But having more to play with is always a plus.  I find boobs to have     more entertainment value than asses.  I think cleavage is way more cooler to see than an ass in tight jeans. So chalk up a point for entertainment value and another for great visual aids.  I also enjoy watching boobs bounce around.  It is great.  Sometimes I wish my mind had a slow motion feature.  Wow I am starting to sound like a pervert.  But hey I know that I am not the only guy that thinks this way.

Beep... Beep... Beep.. Kim Is Backing That Thang Up!!

Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a good ass too!  I often enjoy smacking the ol’ booty here and there!  Nothing better than seeing it jiggle a bit after contact.  Especially if you happen to enjoy the style of dog.  I find pleasure in sticking my hands in a woman’s back pockets and getting a handful of ass.  They also make great handlebars.  I love grabbing them and holding on for stability.  Women have made it an art to make their booty bounce without the assistance of their hands.  For those that may not know what I am talking about please look up booty clap! I think the main reason I am not an ass man is because I know that it is also serves as a hershey factory!  I am sorry to be vivid or graphic but the booty loses all attraction knowing this.  But hey if you don’t mind the sight of chocolate soft serve ice cream being manufactured then more power to you.

I Dare You To Bounce A Quarter Off My Butt!

Well I think I have said what I needed to say.  But remember this isn’t about me being correct.  It is about me stating my opinion.  I would like to hear my readers thoughts on the subject.  Now please do not think that this is limited to guys only.  If you were a lesbian, which would you prefer?  Ass or Boobs?  I do not want to just keep it limited to my male audience.

So please share your thoughts, opinions, comments on the subject.

Thanks for your support as always…

-MBTC