You know the rules by now. So the characters are Dick and Jane. Please leave comments with your creative dialogue.

You know the rules by now. So the characters are Dick and Jane. Please leave comments with your creative dialogue.

Just to get the juices going, I will leave the first comment..
Jane: My heart is racing like crazy… Feel it!!
Dick: Sure no problem.. Oh wait your heart is on the other side!!
Dick: This is the customary greeting from my homeland.
Jane: Well at least he did not sniff my ass like the last guy.
jane: blah blah blah blah shoes blah blah
dick: where’s the goddamn ‘Off’ butto… oh, there it is.
Jane: Are you sure your a doctor?
Dick: No…but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night
Dick: Say “AHHHHHHHHH”
Jane: This is the strangest DUI test ever.