Hello there MBTC fans! Welcome to Chapter 2 of “Life As I See It!” For those that may have missed Chapter 1, click here to play catch up! Before I get started, I would like to say congratulations to a few newlyweds. Big shout out goes out to Michael & Robin and Mark & Maggie! I wish both couples the best of luck. Also, I would like to thank Erin K. for choosing this topic for this post. So let’s get down to business shall we?
Continue reading Hey there my MBTC readers. I know you are wondering where the hell I have been the last couple of weeks? Oh you don’t care huh? Well if you do care, I have been rather busy with weddings, house parties, b-day parties, etc. Who knew that I would slowly get a social life again? But in all honesty this summer has been a true moment of reflection for me.
As a person lives their life, they often believe that they have a clear view on what it all means. This usually occurs during your teenager years as you express yourself through depressing poetry. Oh come on we have all done it! Don’t you dare say that you haven’t! This also happens at the age of 21 when you think you have life by the balls. Or even at the age of 50 when life pretty much has you by the balls. So you are probably thinking to yourself right now, where the hell is Man Behind the Clouds taking this post? Well at the age of 30 this is my attempt at explaining life (at 5:45 a.m.) as I see it.
Welcome to another edition of “Do You Remember?” On this edition we revisit the craze known as “Pegging”. For those that are not familiar with this term or referred it to something else, “pegging” is when you take the cuffs of your jeans and roll them up so they are nice and tight. Please take a look at exhibit “A”.
Exhibit "A"
Attention all dog owners! I am declaring war against you! No longer will I turn a blind eye to your dog dropping its business in my yard and you failing to clean up after it! I mean seriously! Today was the final straw!
Eat the damn Big Mac! I don't care if it is 9 a.m.!
So this morning, I woke up craving McDonalds breakfast. I looked over at the clock and realized it was 10:26. Anybody that is anybody knows that they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 during the week. With time against me, I hopped in my car and raced to the McDonalds right around the corner from my house. I roll through the drive-thru at exactly 10:30 all ready to order my favorite, Sausage McMuffin w/ Egg and a breakfast burrito. But after I put in my order what does the voice from the other side tell me? I’m sorry sir but we are now serving lunch. My heart sank! Are you friggin’ kidding me? Who in their right mind wants a Big Mac, Nuggets, or a Quarter Pound w/ Cheese at flipping 10:30? Obviously that ass clown Ronald McDonald does not feel that breakfast is the most important meal of the day!
It never fails I tell you! What the hell am I talking about you ask? I am talking about how I am always up so damn early after a night of severe drinking! But it is all good because last night was a great time!
Since I can’t go back to sleep now, I thought I would recap the events from last night. So listen up remaining brain cells, I need you right now!
