Bathroom Etiquette

Hello and welcome to the Hurricane Sandy edition of Man Behind the Clouds.  In case you were wondering, she is blowing hard (wind that is, you pervert) and is a little wet (because of the rain, you sicko!).  I wanted to talk about the unwritten rules on bathroom etiquette.  As always, I would love to hear your thoughts on what I am about to say.  So please feel free to leave comments!

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Life As I See It…Chapter 4

Hello Fans Behind The Clouds!  I get the sneaking suspicion that you are enjoying my return.  I have managed to get a comment on my last post.  A big shout out goes to Kev C. for showing some love.  I do have to say that his comment is the perfect transition into the dramatic conclusion of this four-part series.  You are probably scratching your head and saying to yourself, “what the hell is Man Behind the Clouds talking about?”  Well for my fellow readers, Kev happens to be a good friend of mine and friendship just happens to be the topic for this post.  Coincidence or was it all a part of my master plan?  Regardless, I have to say that there usually is a method to my madness.  Well this is probably the longest introduction to a post!  Without further delay, let’s wrap up this four-part series called “Life As I See It”.

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Life As I See It…Chapter 3

Hello Fans Behind The Clouds!  Have you missed me?  I am sure you did.  I thought that it would be nice to wrap up this 4-part series.  I am sure you are probably screaming, “it is about time” at your computer monitor.  Despite my long absence, it has been rather cool bringing you my insight on life.  Hopefully you have enjoyed reading about my point of view.  I know a few of you have mentioned that you loved the idea of a 4-part series.  For those loyal fans, it is now time for Chapter 3!

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Life As I See It…Chapter 2

Hello there MBTC fans!  Welcome to Chapter 2 of “Life As I See It!”  For those that may have missed Chapter 1, click here to play catch up!  Before I get started, I would like to say congratulations to a few newlyweds.  Big shout out goes out to Michael & Robin and Mark & Maggie!  I wish both couples the best of luck.  Also, I would like to thank Erin K. for choosing this topic for this post.  So let’s get down to business shall we?

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Life As I See It

Hey there my MBTC readers. I know you are wondering where the hell I have been the last couple of weeks?  Oh you don’t care huh?  Well if you do care, I have been rather busy with weddings, house parties, b-day parties, etc.  Who knew that I would slowly get a social life again?  But in all honesty this summer has been a true moment of reflection for me.

As a person lives their life, they often believe that they have a clear view on what it all means.  This usually occurs during your teenager years as you express yourself through depressing poetry.  Oh come on we have all done it!  Don’t you dare say that you haven’t!  This also happens at the age of 21 when you think you have life by the balls.  Or even at the age of 50 when life pretty much has you by the balls.  So you are probably thinking to yourself right now, where the hell is Man Behind the Clouds taking this post?  Well at the age of 30 this is my attempt at explaining life (at 5:45 a.m.) as I see it.

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Pegged Jeans

Welcome to another edition of “Do You Remember?”  On this edition we revisit the craze known as “Pegging”.  For those that are not familiar with this term or referred it to something else, “pegging” is when you take the cuffs of your jeans and roll them up so they are nice and tight. Please take a look at exhibit “A”.

Exhibit "A"

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